Last night, I had this crazy dream. This short, squatty leprechaun crept into my room and started whispering in my ear, planting all these crazy ideas. This morning, I get into work and am just completely driven to do something with corned beef and cabbage.
It’s like this irresistible force…must…resist…leprechaun…………
Impossible. Let’s do this.
How it works:
For the ten days before St. Patrick’s Day, every affiliate that drives at least $500 in gross sales will be entered into a drawing. On St. Patrick’s Day, four winners will be drawn from me lucky hat. Each winner will receive a vacuum-sealed bag of corned beef brisket, and one head of cabbage. One of the four winners will receive a special bonus prize that I’m sure will be cherished for generations to come.
Rules: Affiliates with $500+ in gross sales between 12:01a CST March 6, 2010 through 12a CST March 16, 2010 will qualify for the drawing. Winners will be notified via email and/or phone. Prize will be sent via FedEx Overnight. ShareASale is not responsible for any smells that emanate from package. If you do not wish to claim your prize, you may notify us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We reserve the right to substitute tofurky for the corned beef for vegetarian/vegan winners.
Questions? Holla back now: email@example.com